Is Weenie Linguine real pasta? Yes. It is dried wheat pasta that you boil and eat like any other. The ingredient list names an enriched macaroni product and an enriched colored pasta product made with durum wheat flour, with Yellow 5 Lake and Blue 1 Lake as the colorings. The only unusual thing is the shape: each piece is a small penis. Cooking directions are printed on the pack, and the maker tells you to follow them.
Weenie Linguine: dinner with a dirty joke
Weenie Linguine is penis-shaped dried pasta from Hott Products in a 6.25 oz pack. It is made from wheat flour, and the mix includes colored pieces alongside plain ones. Cook it according to the pack and serve it with any sauce. It turns a simple pasta dish into the talking point of a bachelorette dinner or a naughty date night, and it is an easy gag gift for someone who cooks.
Best for: For bachelorette hosts, hen weekend organizers and anyone shopping for a food-loving friend with a sense of humor. It contains wheat, so it is not suitable for guests who avoid gluten. Read the full label for allergens.
At a glance: 6.25 oz pack · Penis-shaped pasta · Wheat pasta · Plain and colored pieces
Key features
| Penis-shaped pieces |
Every piece is shaped like a small penis, which is the whole joke. |
| Plain and colored pasta |
A mix of colors makes the shapes stand out in a bowl. |
| 6.25 oz pack |
A standard small pasta bag that suits a side dish or pasta salad. |
Specifications
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Net weight: 6.25 oz
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Type: Dried enriched wheat pasta
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Ingredients: Enriched macaroni product (wheat flour, niacin, ferrous sulfate), enriched colored pasta product (durum wheat flour, wheat flour, Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake, niacin, ferrous sulfate, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid)
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Contains: Wheat
In the box
How to use
Follow the cooking directions on the pack. In general, bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, add the pasta and stir now and then so the shapes do not stick. Drain when tender and toss with sauce or dress as a cold pasta salad.
Care
- Store the unopened pack in a cool, dry cupboard.
- Once opened, keep leftover dry pasta in an airtight container.
- Check the best-by date on the pack.
- Read the label for the full ingredient and allergen statement.
More on materials in our material safety guide.
Frequently asked questions
What is it made of?
Wheat. The ingredients are an enriched macaroni product and an enriched colored pasta product with durum wheat flour, colored with Yellow 5 Lake and Blue 1 Lake. It is not gluten-free. Refer to the pack for the complete allergen statement.
How much pasta is in a pack?
The distributor lists the pack as 6.25 oz. That suits a side dish or a pasta salad for a small group. For a main course at a larger party, plan on more than one pack.
How do I cook it?
The maker says to follow the directions on the pack, which are not reproduced in the listing. Treat it like any small dried pasta shape and test a piece for tenderness before draining.
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For adult use only. Read the instruction manual before first use. Specifications are the manufacturer's.
